I saw this on one of my friend's AIM away message. The world's shortest fairy tale (a.k.a. reason #97 why not to get married; for her sake):
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy to marry her. The guy said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END
and now for my male version:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl to marry him. The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and sat around watching TV, playing video games, drove as fast as he wanted, drank scotch, never had a clean house, always ate cereal, and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Once upon a time, a couple got married.
And they lived happily ever after traveling the world, playing with each other, drinking with each other, messing up (and occasionally cleaning up) their house together, generously giving each other pleasure (sexually and otherwise) as often as either of them wanted, and competing with each other in farting contests all the time, cooking for each other, and generally making each other feel liked and loved just the way they were.
THEN ONE DAY IT ENDED
Hmm. Interesting story anonymous. I wish I knew who you were.
We should start a revolution. Down with the useless institution of marriage!
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